Adrian was watching the Slap-Chop infomercial one day.
Adrian: Mommy, please buy the S___ Chop thing.
Mommy: Those things don’t really work.
Adrian: But he said it’s so easy to use that even kids can use it.
Mommy: You have to press very hard. See the guy’s hand? He must hurt so much after shooting the infomercial.
Adrian: But if you buy one, you can get one free.
Mommy: Those infomercials are very deceiving, they just want to trick people to buy it.
Adrian: Then why did you buy that cloth? (Sh__-Wow!)
I just had to tell him that we learn from mistakes.